Busy Busy Busy

So I apologise, I did say I would post again Sunday but I was just so busy I never got the chance.

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Saturday night was fabulous I had a whale of a time, I danced and laughed more than I have done in a long time and I had a small flirtation which was very nice in itself. And the best thing? I didn't pretend to be like my friend I just thought about the girl I used to be before my ex. Bubbly, fun loving and cheeky and decided to incorporate a little of her into the newer wiser me. I never even had to buy myself a drink. It was just an all round fab night.

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So on a lot of the other blogs I've been reading they've been doing a FINISHING SENTENCES thing and I thought, what the hey so here I go......

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1. My uncle once: Sellotaped my cousin to a lamppost while sitting on a chair and left her in the middle of the green in front of the house for a while because, well just because our family often did strange things like that.

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2. Never in my life have I: Seen Buckingham Palace, terrible I know but sadly true.

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3. When I was five: Some Jehovah witnesses knocked at the door and when my mum told us to be quiet I panicked and shouted those immortal words "The Germans are coming, the Germans are coming" in a rather odd Liverpudlian accent before jumping to the floor in a most dramatic way.

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4. High school was: where I kissed a boy who tasted like raw sausages, now whenever I buy or cook sausages I can't help but think of Elliot.

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5. I will never forget: My aunties phone number from when she lived in Surrey when I was about 7, I remembered it in the form of a little tune and can recite it to this day.

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6. Once I met: An old lady on a bus who, while eating a portion of chips she'd smuggled on proceeded to tell me all about her skin condition which caused terrible flaking at all times, even while she was talking to me she must have shed a bucket load apparently. The scary thing is this is actually not an unusual occurrence, I seem to have a face that says hey - I like to know all of your problems and any strange body things you may have. You'd be surprised at the things I know.

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7. There’s this girl I know: and she has the shortest fingers I have ever seen, she is lovely and we have a proper laugh but I just can't help but look at her fingers.

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8. Once, at a bar: I went up to a gorgeous man and said "My friend said she kissed you the other week" at which point he looked over and somewhat confused said "did I? I don't remember, I don't think I did", I paused for a moment, let him look deep into my eyes and said "that's a shame as, if you had, its my job to personally mark you out of 10" he gave me a wicked grin and snogged my face off. I gave him an 8.

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9. By noon, I’m usually: Walking my son home from school and wondering why he insists on picking up every stick he sees shouting, "look mummy it's a stick"

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10. Last night: I had a horrible nightmare about a demon, my ex husband a dog and the supermarket.

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11. If only I had: enough money to buy a house, or enough talent in something to earn that kind of cash.

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12. Next time I go to church: I'll be either at a funeral or at someone else's wedding.

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13. What worries me most: Is that I'll never be truly loved and that I'll be unable to provide a good life for my son

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14. When I turn my head left I see: The wall.

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15. When I turn my head right I see: My son and my sister eating breakfast on the sofa.

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16. You know I’m lying when: I say, Oh sorry that was a lie, I don't know why I said that.

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17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: Is the quality of the children's TV programmes.

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18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Viola because she's a mess and I like that.

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19. By this time next year: I want to be a better version of me.

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20. A better name for me would be: There isn't one, Amy suits me down to the ground.

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21. I have a hard time: feeling comfortable around people.

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22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: Probably have a panic attack, I was diagnosed with Scolionophobia - a fear of school when I was 14 and subsequently de-registered and put on a course of Prozac. Although I would love to go back and get all my qualifications.

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23. You know I like you if: I spend a lot of time with you and say I really bloomin like you.

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24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: My family of course.

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25. Take my advice, never: Trust a greedy sheep. (That was something my brother said when he was he was 15 and I was 11, its been sound advice so far)

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26. My ideal breakfast is: Croissants, jams, coffee, tea, ham, eggs and so on and so forth.

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27. A song I love but do not have is: Oooh Devilgate Drive by Suzie Quatro.

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28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: Come with me to the pub, we like fresh blood.

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29. Why won’t people: not touch my bum, I mean not everyone does and I should probably say something that would mean we had world peace but I really really hate people touching my bum.

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30. If you spend a night at my house: I'll forget to offer you anything to drink.

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31. I’d stop my wedding for: a missing groom???

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32. The world could do without: road rage.

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33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat it.

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34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: My best friend C, she's funny, smart and totally nuts and probably knows me a bit better than anyone else in this world.

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35. Paper clips are more useful than: miniature sculptures.

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36. If I do anything well it’s: laugh.

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37. I can’t help but: laugh when someone falls over.

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38. I usually cry: if I hear my friends get choked up, at sad stuff on TV and soppy movies. If I laugh a lot, If i'm really excited......oh so pretty much anything then.

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39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: Remember that every day is a new day.

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40. And by the way: I like cheese, marmite and sweetcorn toasties mmmmmmm yummy yum yum.