Well Hello Stranger

So I have nothing wrapped, very little bought for little man compared to what my mum has got for him and I feel totally inadequate, my kid has taken to telling me he doesn't want a nasty mummy and wants a new mummy (I promise I am not nasty to him but to a four year old when mummy says no chocolate for breakfast or some such then I am a nasty mummy). He is now sharing a room with me at my mothers which quite frankly was cute at first but after urinating on my back three times in his sleep is no longer cute but rather bloody tiresome (particularly as he has barely if ever, wet the bed before..grrrrr) but all of that considered we have been doing well.

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I am still working, the Christmas party last weekend was fabulous and I had no hangover, although I suppose the effects of the extraordinarily large quantities of Vodka REDBULL that I drank are only just starting to wear off. The only thing to rain on my parade is the upcoming first anniversary of 'I just don't love you the way a husband should'. A week and 3 days to be precise. It's scary. Nearly a whole year. Sometimes I look in the mirror and its like I'm watching a film of a girl who's looking in the mirror. Surreal.

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We have had a few bumps all living together but its not too bad. When I need space I stick my headphones in turn the volume up on my iPod and blast some Good Charlotte or Boyzone (hmmm yes I think the word you're looking for is eclectic not weird!).

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The highlight of my week has been the Christmas card I got from my fabulous Brother and his equally fabulous lady which was hand drawn and rather classily depicted a robot Santa saying HO HO HO. Just perfect for me and little man and exactly what I'd expect from those two crazy kids living the dream in America.

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If I make a single resolution for next year it will be to life my life in such a way that makes me and those that love me proud.

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Oh and I'm doing driving lessons so it's all good. Now below is a little Christmas wish list for you to peruse, for no reason other than I haven't written a list for years and had an urge to do so!

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1) A little 2 bed house with garden somewhere by the coast down South

2) The one

3) To pass my driving test

4) To start a degree

5) A red Nintendo DS

6) A Personal Trainer

7) Some Socks

8) Some Perfume (preferably Hugo Woman/Hugo Femme)

9) A puppy

10) Some books

11) Some music

12) An unlimited gift card for Simply Be/Evans and Long Tall Sally

13) A passport and holiday for me and sproglet

14) Some DVD'S

15) A nice treat

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So not much hahaha well - they are just wishes!! We can wish for and dream whatever we like can't we, that's the whole point of them!

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Merry Christmas all, I hope your Christmas is full of laughter love and scrumpled wrapping paper and that the New year brings you all lots of health, wealth, love and happiness. Take Care xxx